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Post by Aj Styles on Nov 16, 2007 19:34:31 GMT -5
Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute to talk off-stage And tell you how I became the victim of a thing called roid-rage.
In the pro wrestling industry, born and raised, Choking other men is how I spent most of my days. Headbuttin', cross-facin', as a technical king, All while shootin' some steroids outside of the ring. When I got an iPhone, I was up to no good. Skipped a match and flew back to my neighborhood. I took one too many roids, my wife gasped for breath, I said "Stop moving your little ass while I choke you to death!"
I whistled for my son and when he came near, He still had "Fragile-X" and the physique of a queer. If anything I could say that this kid was rare, But I thought "Nah, forget it" and deprived him of air!
I went down to the gym around 7 or 8, And I yelled to myself "Yo Cris, smell ya latah!" Hung myself to death, at a very young age, Now I'm burning in hell, all because of roid-rage.
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Post by Aj Styles on Nov 16, 2007 19:37:06 GMT -5
Hope this didnt offend anybody. I am just jokin around
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Post by Bobby Lashley on Nov 16, 2007 19:38:01 GMT -5
lol
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Post by momma1 on Nov 16, 2007 19:40:57 GMT -5
ROTFLAMO!
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Layla El
Reborns Divas
Nasty Girl
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Post by Layla El on Nov 16, 2007 19:49:02 GMT -5
wow LOL i sung it in my head when i read it
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Post by Spikey on Nov 16, 2007 19:49:15 GMT -5
funny!
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Post by Scott Embley on Nov 17, 2007 21:25:21 GMT -5
The Frest Prince Of Urmom
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Post by John Cena on Nov 17, 2007 22:55:49 GMT -5
to be honest that was funny and also really offending because my Grandma is on Roids!!!
lol jk jk that was funny
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