Edge
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I am the Rated R Superstar 1 half of the Tag Champs and the US Champ
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Post by Edge on Nov 28, 2007 15:25:46 GMT -5
Edges music hits and Edge goes to th ring and says "HBK you have p!#sed off so many people round here so in our US title match i think we should have a lumberjack match." The Crowd cheers. "You can't keep going on like you have been, attacking people for no reason with wepons. What i find very anoying is you are both so scared you locked yourself in you locker room so Lashley, RVD, Scott, MVP or I can't kick both of you from here to Next week" TBC
(If anyone wants to get DX PM me)
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Shawn Michaels
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Post by Shawn Michaels on Nov 28, 2007 17:21:17 GMT -5
As Edge starts to speak once again the lights in the arena flicker black and green and D-X’s music hit’s the speakers and the crowd jumps to there feet giving D-X a standing ovation. Shawn and Triple H comes out doing there D-X taunts as the crowd just gets it all up, Shawn then does his D-X pose as Triple H comes up behind him and throws his arms in the air. Shawn then spins back up to his feet as him and Triple H heads to the ring dancing and doing there D-X taunt, the camera zooms into a black bag Shawn is carrying i n his hand. Shawn puts the bag in the corner of the ring then heads up the steel steps as Triple H follows, Shawn dances along side the ring apron as Tripe H drinks some of his water and spits it into the air. D-X gets into the ring as Edge backs up into the corner not expecting Triple H to come to the ring with Shawn, D-X then stands in the middle of the ring and does the D-X taunt three time as pyro. Shoots out on opposites of the ring post creating three green X’s D-X climbs to the ring posts on the right side putting there arms together forming an X. Shawn & Triple H then hops down where they are given a microphone from the ring announcer……
HHH: Hey Edge…..
The crowd quiets down waiting to hear the famous quote…..
HHH: Are ya ready…..
The crowd cheers……
HHH: NO I SAID ARE YOU RRRREADYYYY…….
The crowd goes wild…….
HHH: Well then for the thousands in attendance for the millions watching over the world and because Edge is a Duesh Bag…..LETS GET READY TO SUCK IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT…..
HBK: And of course… if your not down with that WE ONLY GOT TWO WORD FOR YA…..
The entire arena: SUCK IT….
HBK: Ya know Edge…..wait wait ……
Shawn goes into the black bag that he brought to the ring and pulls out a Black robe like the one Edge wears to the ring and a wig that looks like Edge’s hair and puts it all on then turns away from the camera….
HBK: ok ok I ready…..
Shawn then turns around as he pretends to be Edge………….
HBK: Oh Shawn you’ve made every body so mad around here, you’ve even got me scared of losing my US title so scared that I challenge to a lumberjack for our US title match ya know just in case I need some help. Shawn you cant keep going on like this attacking people for no reason that’s just not right Shawn why are you doing this WHY Shawn WHY…and ya know what i find very annoying is the fact ……the fact…
HHH: That you’re the biggest Duesh Bag in this business….. HBK: Hunter what are you doing that’s my part….
HHH: I’m sorry but he’s such a Duesh Bag…..
HBK: I know he’s a Duesh Bag…
The crowd begins to laugh…
HHH: He’s a f*g too…
HBK: I know that…
HHH: Well did you know that he sucks……
HBK: Duh every body knows that….
HHH: Ok I got one more question did you know….
HHH walks over to Shawn and whispers something in Shawn ear as Shawn eyes pop open…..
HBK: What…I don’t believe you show me the picture…..
HHH: ok….
A picture comes on the Pa system showing Edge’s face on another man’s body in a thong with four other gay men………
The crowd begins to laugh….
HBK: Edge what are you doing with those other four men ya little pervert, and what is your hand doing right there why are you touching him.
The crowd continues to laugh as Triple H cant hold his composure and starts to laugh as well………
HBK: Ok boys and girls lets leave the little freak alone and get down to business….wait a minute Hunter what were you doing when Edge hanging out with his “friends”….
HHH: Just lets as Edge’s little crush Ashley Massaro played the game that night….
By this Edge is completely pissed so he starts to leave the ring leaves the ring…..
HBK: Edge where ya going buddy come back, we still got a few more jokes….Ok Ok you came out here for reason and that’s cause your sick of me attacking people well i got one thing to say on that. When did you become Mr. Good guy ..wait I take that back I got another thing to say which is until I kick your teeth out of your mouth you have nothing to say about what I do to anybody else. Then again you do have something to worry about ME when I step in that ring with you tomorrow night and take you r US title. Just incase you couldn’t comprehend what I just said the Lumberjack match is on….
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Ashley Massaro
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Women's Champ and the best Diva here!
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Post by Ashley Massaro on Nov 28, 2007 19:36:34 GMT -5
[Ashley comes out furiously.]
Ashley: Why is the heck would I be anywhere near him? Especially when I can't stand to even be near him for 5 freakin minutes! And that wasn't Edge! Maybe one you two f*gs, but it certainly wasn't Edge at all!!
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Shawn Michaels
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Post by Shawn Michaels on Nov 28, 2007 20:04:06 GMT -5
The crowd begins to chant you suck….
HHH: yea she does.. pretty well if I might add…..hey and it only cost me a dollar
The crowd begins to laugh as Shawn takes a five dollar bill out of his pockets…
HBK: Well what do I get for a five……
Again the crowd begins to laugh…..
HHH: Ahhh Shawn if it isn’t the very sl*tcalling the cattle a f*g, I mean how many other guys did you say you did that night after me what like 7 more…
HBK: 8 guys in one night, man she must have been on fire… no wonder how Edge looks so sick....
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Ashley Massaro
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Women's Champ and the best Diva here!
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Post by Ashley Massaro on Nov 28, 2007 20:08:16 GMT -5
[Ashley gets even more furious than before and goes up to DX.]
Ashley: You guys are nothing than stupid jack@$$ that have no life other than making others miserable.
[She smacks both of them hard.]
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Shawn Michaels
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The Show Stoppa, The Head Liner, The Main Event, The One and Only HBK!
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Post by Shawn Michaels on Nov 28, 2007 20:17:37 GMT -5
HBK: She hit ……She really hit me…
HHH: d**n Edge your girl hit’s harder then you….
Triple H walks around Ashley then slaps her on the A** as she moves forward and Shawn leans in and kisses her. Edge runs toward D-X as they quickly leave the ring….
HHH: Oh Ashley ….
D-X: Suck It....
D-X drops there microphones and goes to the back
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Ashley Massaro
Reborns Divas
Women's Champ and the best Diva here!
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Post by Ashley Massaro on Nov 28, 2007 21:02:01 GMT -5
[Ashley glares at them as they leave and moves closer towards Edge after spitting and wiping her mouth.]
Ashley: Yeah, run you cowards. And I'm not a dang sl*t! You're going to pay for all of this!
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Triple H
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Post by Triple H on Nov 28, 2007 21:52:18 GMT -5
Shawn whispers to Hunter
"She does look like a very *friendly* person."
Triple H: Yea, but she trys to hard to be one. I know Edge needs it, but Ashley just isnt cut for the job.
HBK: Your Right
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Edge
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I am the Rated R Superstar 1 half of the Tag Champs and the US Champ
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Post by Edge on Nov 29, 2007 9:59:47 GMT -5
Edge: thats it you don't do or say that to Ashley you two better com here and fight me now you two v me a little early no official match
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Triple H
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I am the King of Kings, I am the Game!!!!!
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Post by Triple H on Nov 29, 2007 11:27:27 GMT -5
Triple H: Nah, we dont associate ourselves with a Sl*t and a guy you does himself cause he cant get no action! But thanks for asking.
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